Best Rehab Centre in the World

Vagina is the best Rehab Centre in the World.

Any arrogant dick can go in, but will come out

soft, humble, happy, satisfied and reduced in size & ego....!!

I do not Smoke

Boy wntd2 hv sex wid GF,
ashamed of his smal penis,
decided2 bring GF in dark place,
opend his zip & put his penis on GF's hand.
GF:No thnx, i DNT SMOKE!

Jab DEKHU To DIL karta hai PAKAR lu

Jab DEKHU To DIL karta hai PAKAR lu..

Jab pakrun to DIL Karta hai DABA du..

jab dabayu to DIL Karta CHUS lu..

Q ki Saal Me 1bar ata hai "MANGO" ka Samay..

SIX Aur SEX

SIX Aur SEX ME Farq..
Utha k Maro To SIX,
Lita k Maro To SEX.
Haath Upar Ho To SIX,
Tange Upar Ho To SEX.
Sidha Bahar Jaye To SIX
Sidha Andar Jaye To SEX.

Ladies Ke Saath kaun kaise Haramipan karta hain

Ladies Ke Saath kaun kaise Haramipan karta hai, dekho:

Bank Cashier: Madam Aap So So Ke Le Lengi kya ?

Fruit Seller: Bibiji Zara Kele Ka Size To Dekho, Dil Khush Ho Jayega.

Cloth Merchant: Madam 1 Nigaah Dekh To Lo, Phir Lena Na Lena Aapki Marzi.

Dhobi: Bibi Ji Aap Kapde Nikaal Ke Rakho, Main Abhi Aata Hu.

Fuel Load Wala: Kitna Daalu Madam ?

Photostat Wala: Madam Aage Aur Peeche Dono Taraf Se Karu Ya Sirf Ek Side Se.;-D

U can go further

​​A sardar was driving fm Mumbai 2 lonavala wth his girlfrnd while driving, he kept his hnd on her thighs.


She smiled & said u cn go further.
Sardar went to pune!

First Night

In a party a General proudly said that he did "it" 10 times with his wife on his wedding night

Brigadier next to him said he did it 6 times before going to sleep 1st night

colonel claimed he did it 4 times on his first night

All turned towards a young capt n asked how many times did he do on his wedding night

Capt replied: Only once sir

General laughed n asked WHY??

Capt replied: My wife wasn't used to it sir...

Types of Orgasms!:

Positive Orgasms: "O yes, ohh yess, yesss!"

Negative Orgasms: "O no,ohh noo, noo!"

Spiritual oragasms: "Oh god, oh godd, I'm coming"

Classical Indian orgasms: "Nahin... Nahiin... Nahiiin"

Rock'n'Roll Orgasms: "Oh baby oh yeah, oh baby"

Heavy Metal Orgasms: "Come on Honey.. F**k me hard... Yeeaahh Babby... com' on"

The Grand Maratha Orgasms: "Aai Ga. aaayyi aaayyi... Aaayyyiii gaaa "

The Parsi Orgasms: "Oh mummy mummy mummy "

The Gujju Orgasms: Oh Bhagwan... mari gai..mari gai...ahhhh!"

The South Indian Orgasms "o..Aaiiy Aaiiyo Sswami... Aaiyayyo Ssssswaaami !"

Punjabi Orgasm : chal utar ja hun, mai hor vi kamm karne ne

Ek aadmi sadak par chilla raha tha

"Jannat ka parda 20 rupai mein"

"Jannat ka parda 20 rupai mein"

Logo ke bheed lag gai ..

Pata laga sala panties bech raha tha

Very Emotinal msg:

Grlfnd 2 byfnd-i m pregnant

Byfnd-r u sure ki ye mera hai?

Girl crie$ and says- yaar sab log aise bologe to kaise chalega...