First Night

In a party a General proudly said that he did "it" 10 times with his wife on his wedding night

Brigadier next to him said he did it 6 times before going to sleep 1st night

colonel claimed he did it 4 times on his first night

All turned towards a young capt n asked how many times did he do on his wedding night

Capt replied: Only once sir

General laughed n asked WHY??

Capt replied: My wife wasn't used to it sir...

Types of Orgasms!:

Positive Orgasms: "O yes, ohh yess, yesss!"

Negative Orgasms: "O no,ohh noo, noo!"

Spiritual oragasms: "Oh god, oh godd, I'm coming"

Classical Indian orgasms: "Nahin... Nahiin... Nahiiin"

Rock'n'Roll Orgasms: "Oh baby oh yeah, oh baby"

Heavy Metal Orgasms: "Come on Honey.. F**k me hard... Yeeaahh Babby... com' on"

The Grand Maratha Orgasms: "Aai Ga. aaayyi aaayyi... Aaayyyiii gaaa "

The Parsi Orgasms: "Oh mummy mummy mummy "

The Gujju Orgasms: Oh Bhagwan... mari gai..mari gai...ahhhh!"

The South Indian Orgasms "o..Aaiiy Aaiiyo Sswami... Aaiyayyo Ssssswaaami !"

Punjabi Orgasm : chal utar ja hun, mai hor vi kamm karne ne