U can go further

​​A sardar was driving fm Mumbai 2 lonavala wth his girlfrnd while driving, he kept his hnd on her thighs.


She smiled & said u cn go further.
Sardar went to pune!

First Night

In a party a General proudly said that he did "it" 10 times with his wife on his wedding night

Brigadier next to him said he did it 6 times before going to sleep 1st night

colonel claimed he did it 4 times on his first night

All turned towards a young capt n asked how many times did he do on his wedding night

Capt replied: Only once sir

General laughed n asked WHY??

Capt replied: My wife wasn't used to it sir...

Types of Orgasms!:

Positive Orgasms: "O yes, ohh yess, yesss!"

Negative Orgasms: "O no,ohh noo, noo!"

Spiritual oragasms: "Oh god, oh godd, I'm coming"

Classical Indian orgasms: "Nahin... Nahiin... Nahiiin"

Rock'n'Roll Orgasms: "Oh baby oh yeah, oh baby"

Heavy Metal Orgasms: "Come on Honey.. F**k me hard... Yeeaahh Babby... com' on"

The Grand Maratha Orgasms: "Aai Ga. aaayyi aaayyi... Aaayyyiii gaaa "

The Parsi Orgasms: "Oh mummy mummy mummy "

The Gujju Orgasms: Oh Bhagwan... mari gai..mari gai...ahhhh!"

The South Indian Orgasms "o..Aaiiy Aaiiyo Sswami... Aaiyayyo Ssssswaaami !"

Punjabi Orgasm : chal utar ja hun, mai hor vi kamm karne ne

Ek aadmi sadak par chilla raha tha

"Jannat ka parda 20 rupai mein"

"Jannat ka parda 20 rupai mein"

Logo ke bheed lag gai ..

Pata laga sala panties bech raha tha

Very Emotinal msg:

Grlfnd 2 byfnd-i m pregnant

Byfnd-r u sure ki ye mera hai?

Girl crie$ and says- yaar sab log aise bologe to kaise chalega...